doubleca5t:
I’ve seen this tweet before and I go absolutely insane every time I think about it this occupies permanent real estate in my mind
Dion//20//bi and nb//he,she,they//white// im the jew ur government warned u about// im an anti-zionist bc im smart and cool
I’ve seen this tweet before and I go absolutely insane every time I think about it this occupies permanent real estate in my mind
how would i know. That is not today
It’s the light-mantled albatross
well now i REALLY feel like a fool
(via vonnegutchild)
(via minionplushie)
i just impulsively told the a/c repair guy he can “go nuts eating out of the pantry, i don’t care” i mean i do care if he gets too nuts with it. but he said really? and i doubled down by saying “go crazy”
he just broke for lunch, didn’t take anything from my pantry. so, what, i’m ugly? is it my stink or…?
(via skarchomp)
This is quite the horror suspense thriller.
Cruella de Bagel
(via nuclearparade)
(via egberts)
(via jewishtardis)
any guy born after 1685 can’t cook… all they know is the inn, memorize treasure galleon schedule, scheme, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
(via gentlemen-of-fortune)
10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea
(via hypothetical-person)
